Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't two negatives make a positive?

But fear doesn't need doors and windows. It works from the inside.

Don't make me sit through reality.

I thought Star Wars was too wacky for the general public.

You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are . . . your simple presence can make others happy.

I don't live for the stage. I don't live for an audience.

Unless you plan to out-rebound and out-shoot everyone you play, then you better learn to handle the ball.

He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

The test of a government is not how popular it is with the powerful and privileged few but how honestly and fairly it deals with the many who must depend on it.

Let it go. Let it roll right off your shoulder. Don't you know the hardest part is over?

You can't undo anything you've already done, but you can face up to it. You can tell the truth. You can seek forgiveness. And then let God do the rest.

Long live the weeds that overwhelm My narrow vegetable realm! The bitter rock, the barren soil That force the son of man to toil; All things unholy, marred by curse, The ugly of the universe.