Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't have believed it.

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.

Smile doesn't mean that someone is happy. Sometimes it just means that you're strong.

If people talk behind your back, it's because you're ahead of them.

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

No matter how many times people try to criticize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong.

Life isn’t a music player where you choose whats being played, it is a radio where you have to enjoy whats being played.

It doesn't matter how much you flirt the whole day, at night you'll always end up thinking about the one you truly love.

No matter how hard life is, don't lose hope

Just close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life :)

Just because you don't have a prince, doesn't mean your not a princess.

My arms are too short to box with God.

The Lord will never forsake you.

Possible is more a matter of attitude, A matter of decision, to choose Among the impossible possibilities, When one sound opportunity Becomes a possible solution.

Strength is incomprehensible by weakness, and, therefore, the more terrible.

I grew up in a reform Jewish family in St. Louis. Our idea of Judaism was no bar mitzvahs and a Christmas tree that had a skirt at the bottom embroidered with the names of my grandparents.

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

It sounds clichéd, but I think the greatest lesson is to not take things personally.

And nobler is a limited command, Given by the love of all your native land, Than a successive title, long and dark, Drawn from the mouldy rolls of Noah's Ark.

Slow down, simplify and be kind.

The era of big government is over.