[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw.

What is acquired without labor is seldom worth acquiring at all.

I went to Communism as one goes to a spring of fresh water, and I left Communism as one clambers out of a poisoned river strewn with the wreckage of flooded cities and the corpses of the drowned.

Attend me, hold me in your muscular flowering arms, protect me from throwing any part of myself away.

There is at least as much eloquence in the voice, eyes, and air of a speaker as in his choice of words.

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

I have respect for my fellow journalists at the other networks, and I wish them all well. This is a tough business, so good for them.

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

It's actually true that I keep myself going by constantly promising myself that in response for the hard work I will be allowed to do some more hard work later on.