Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.

I believe that everyone has the right to live a happy and healthy life.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

The love of nature is the only love that does not deceive human hopes.

Our entire life, with our fine moral code and our precious freedom, consists ultimately in accepting ourselves as we are.

O Lord, if I could fly to my people and tell them of your goodness at the top of my voice, oh how many souls would be won!

If Christ does not appear to meet his 144,000 faithful shortly after midnight on February 6th or 7th, it means that my calculations, based on the Bible, must be revised.

Things are all made from nothing; hence their true source is nothing.

I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.

You're competing against people in a state of flow, people who are truly committed, people who care deeply about the outcome.