UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other.

The telling of a good story, especially one that is real and true, is always exciting.

A Tyrant is most tyrant to himselfe.

The three things that help writing the most are living, writing, and reading. In that order.

Apply yourself everyday to just becoming a little bit better.

I received my money from the treasury, I used to very early to go the clubs, but when the burden of looking after my children came upon me I tried to live a quite life, and save as much as I could.

Rock stars did not invent burning out. They just do it louder.

The thing you always have to remember is, you look at people and they might look like a failure but there's often a narrow thing they do very well.

I have known for some time that I can meet any man I want but that does not mean that I want to meet anyone. I certainly don't like being forced into situations.

It becomes one, while exempt from woes, to look to the dangers.