ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There's no retirement for an artist, its your way of living so theres no end to it.

As with many people, Charles, who could not talk, wrote with fullness. He set down his loneliness and his perplexities, and he put on paper many things he did not know about himself.

Whoever makes you feelthat deeply and that intensely, deserves to know how they’veimpacted you.

How does an artist learn enough about life to fill a thimble?""Soli, I'm going to tell you. He needs to go rub his soul against life. ...

Yes, I am proud, and very humble too.

When someone compliments you, listen, but don't believe it. Praise or blame are immaterial. You know what you are.

Leaders are people we as followers want to regard with awe as the fullest flowering of our own possibilities.

I'm just content with myself, happy with myself.

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

Whenever a negative thought concerning your personal power comes to mind, deliberately voice a positive thought to cancel it out.