UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

I really should come with a warning label.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

May God guide and lead us to a glorious future.

There is something about the fifteen-year-old mind -- a kind of skin or veil or walling off from feelings not your own.

I go by instinct - I don't worry about experience.

Time can also be a place.... Everything depends on where you are standing, on where you look or what you hear. The measure of it is found in consciousness itself.

I do wish you wouldn't argue with me when I'm knitting.

The things she most wanted to tell him would lose their meaning the moment she put them into words.

Tonight, she went into the woods, and I fear she shall live in the woods of my soul for the rest of my days.

In some quiet way, the expression and feelings of gratitude have a wonderful cleansing or healing nature. Gratitude brings warmth to the giver and the receiver alike.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

Which is worse, past or future? Neither. I will fold up my mind like a leaf and drift on this stream over the brink.