UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Prayer holds together the shattered fragments of creation. It makes history possible.

I don’t know if he’ll even look at me, because I can barely look at myself.

I've still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, So I make an idle boast; Jesus of the twice-turned cheek Lamb of God, although I speak With my mouth thus, in my heart Do I play a double part.

I'd like to be remembered for the way I went about doing my job.

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate.

Obsession is the wellspring of genius and madness.

A writer must take risks, defy the odds, be a bit obsessed and a little mad.

Canada was settled, in the main, by people with a lower middle-class outlook, and a respect, rather than an affectionate familiarity, for the things of the mind.

I've been attracted to Kate Moss since I was a teenager.