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Andy Borowitz Quotes: US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.
         

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.


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