Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

You don't enter a dance studio and say "I can't do that." If you do, then why are you in the studio in the first place?

Fear is the possibility of freedom.

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.

For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua trainer.

I'm running for governor; I'm not running for a legislative office.

A sure sign of ineptitude and malice is manifested when one's attacker is willing to cover himself with mud in order to try and make some of it adhere to his target.

I cannot hope that what I have to say will be very interesting to many.

Chameleons feed on light and air: Poets food is love and fame.

And to read the Bible without horror, we must undo everything that is tender, sympathizing and benevolent in the heart of man.