Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

I never plan for the future but wander into it with a smile on my face, hope in my heart, and the hair up on the nape of my neck.

But in this crowd, my blond ponytail stood out like a crescent moon in a midnight sky.

If a man plants melons he will reap melons if he sows beans he will reap beans.

I was elected to come to an incredibly dysfunctional capital and make the government work better, and that's what I'm doing.

I don't let things go unless I'm ready for them to go.

Short is my date, but deathless my renown.

Love with its paraphernalia of sexuality, jealousy, nostalgia and exaltation was easier to reognize than friendship, which seemed to have (excepting athletic equipment) no paraphernalia at all.

When we label anyone 'bad', we will have more trouble dealing with him than if we could have settled for a lesser label.