Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, " Archer offered.

I'm not sure whether you're confident or delusional, but thanks anyway.

The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?"Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's neither here nor there.

We're going to the Underworld, " Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.

It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that would make my headache go away, but that’s a heck of a side effect.

Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever youwant.”“Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

There is more to a soul than what others see

Many people suffer from the fear of finding oneself alone, and so they don't find themselves at all.

I just wanna live until I die.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

As much as we have free choice, absolute destiny is immutable. What is meant to happen does, through one measure or another.

You know, sometimes the most direct route isn't the right one. - Jacob

You've got to change with the public's taste.

A kindness spontaneously offered to him who needs it, is doubly gratifying.

There's no way running on a beach or at some high school playground that you're going to get in football shape like you do when you practice.