Um, she'll take your number if you're single

Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.

At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.

So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don't believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?

Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.

I took a deep breath and slowly blew it out. He won't hurt me, I silently reminded myself. 'Never, ' Archer said, shaking his head. 'I'll never hurt you again, Skye.

It's the world's smallest violin, playing 'My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You.'

Psychologically our thought-apart from its expression in words-is only a shapeless and indistinct mass.

You are an atrocious person! Since the day I met you I have become steadily more depraved.

A man who is furnished with arguments from the mint will convince his antagonist much sooner than one who draws them from reason and philosophy.

Happy endings were never handed out. You had to fight for them, earn them with bruised hearts and sacrifices.

Performance art is about joy, about making something that's so full of kind of a wild joy that you really can't put into words.

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

If I could even do that [playing] in a softball league, I would never miss anything about baseball.

I do love the idea of ritual.

In actual fact, I have been an academic - a college and university teacher and scholar - for much of the last 45 years, and only rarely a writer.