Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Courage to dare is the strength to endure.

I'm not a royal family watcher.

The energy of gratitude catapults us into the most profound experiences imaginable.

Saying "muff" to someone and trying to be romantic is incredibly difficult.

I like to give opinions, not suggestions

The bureaucracy is a circle from which no one can escape. Its hierarchy is a hierarchy of knowledge.

My PSA was normal but the DRE indicated there may be a problem.

I'm actually filming all the time, and I don't have much time to do anything. I've always been that way.

The nature of a narrow and malevolent spirit is so essentially incompatible with happiness as to render it inaccessible to the influences of the benignant God.

If you can connect all the dots between what you see today and where you want to go, then it's probably not ambitious enough or aspirational enough.