Uncommunicated expectations are the shame of relationships.

Call your destiny. Put in your work. Manifest your blessings.

I consider myself an American African because we did not come by choice.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

The fact that none of these civic worriers had ever heard of such a case was unimportant, because they all had heard of somebody who had heard of it!

Moths are the ones that freak me out. It's something to do with the way that, if they get squashed, they turn to dust. There's something very wrong about that. It all feels a bit Gothic.

Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty.

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Nothing should be valued higher than the value of the day.

The best use anyone can make of any day is to enjoy it - and then spread that joy to others.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

There is no good in store so long as malice and jealousy and egotism will prevail.