Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again.

If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.

When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired.

Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person.

The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.

Getting the first win is very important. I think that takes a lot of pressure off going forward.

Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel.

A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'

Morality is totally God’s standard, and his standards and conditions are revealed to us through his written word, the Scriptures (The Bible).

Instead of thinking about work the next day or thinking about what you have to do, if you live in the moment you'll have some of the best times of your life.

Always challenge the old ways.

I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere.

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Peace out, enjoy life and live the adventure, boom.

When an investor focuses on short-term investments, he or she is observing the variability of the portfolio, not the returns - in short, being fooled by randomness.

A religious test for entering our country is not reflective of America's fundamental values. I reject it.

I had lots of breaks. I guess the one that got my foot in the door was singing the National Anthem at the National Finals Rodeo in Oklahoma City in '74.

The light is within. It is already there. Take your time to see it.