Under my administration, anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of America and back to the country from which they came.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The sacred fire burns in our heart.

Some things unfold with time

We're going to have to come together and take meaningful action to prevent more tragedies like this, regardless of the politics.

You've got to lie to stay halfway interested in yourself.

Zeroth law: You must play the game First law: You can't win Second law: You can't break even Third law: You can't quit the game.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

When you have a belief, then you make your views known.

In today's world of technology we should no longer be using outdated paper processes to accomplish tasks such as requisitions, reports, approvals, and purchase orders

I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'.. ..I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee.

I'm a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.