Under no circumstances trust a lean cook.

Never trust a skinny cook.

We are all beings of our own creation.

Everything I did that required effort, I opened my mouth. Even to catch a ball, I opened my mouth.

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I said, "Alright, get your coat."

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.

I came to realize in my late 20s that my velocity is not going to grow so I had to learn to utilize what I had.

People will not follow a leader who does not have confidence in himself.

Numbers, time, inches, feet. All are just ploys for cutting nature down to size.

Now it's a war on women; tomorrow it's going to be a war on left-handed Irishmen or something like that.

The path is smooth that leadeth on to danger.