Under the privilege of the First Amendment many, many ridiculous things are said.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

Fear leads to death as the window to the courtyard. Jump!

Don't be tricked by the verisimilitude into forgetting this is fiction!

Because sometimes silence speaks much louder than words possibly could.

Happiness and success require the highest possible optimism, with minimal expectations. Optimize without limits, and expect anything in particular.

If you are committed to your highest potential, existence will support you with new energies.

The idea of a poem as a message in a bottle means that it's sent out towards some future reader and the reader who opens that bottle becomes the addressee of the literary text.

He's on a mission of mercy to the new frontier, he's gonna check us all on out of here. Up to that mansion on a hill, where you can get your prescription filled.

My side ain't chosen. My side was given.

Those who have succeeded have also had the ability to overcome adversity, disappointment, and even tragedy in their lives.

The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer.