Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Let us make an endeavour to live life in such a way that it becomes an example in itself which others can follow

Only education, self-respect and rational qualities will uplift the down-trodden.

He was about to kiss me. I was sure of it. I had never been kissed before and had no idea what to do! - Delphine Delmar

Actually, the only thing I regret is not making more underground films and bringing them with me as historical documents.

In terms of defending Jews, I'm a Jew.

There are so many scripts and they are fantastic. I think I would like to do something different, maybe something smaller.

For want of a naile the shoe is lost, for want of a shoe the horse is lost, for want of a horse the rider is lost.

I've written probably over 200 songs that have a verse and a chorus and that's it.

Death loses its terror if one dies when one has consummated one's life!

I feel like I made a little bit of difference.