Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

First of all, I wish you love, and that by loving you may also be loved.But if it’s not like that, be brief in forgettingAnd after you’ve forgotten, don’t keep anything.

I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner.

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.

Last week I was just someone who had had a first novel published.

Conservatives are much more comfortable supporting the leader who's in power than liberals.

When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore.

Till we attain immortality, all life will remain just an illusion!

You are keeping the possibility [of peace] open. No wise leader would do anything less

John McCain is the guy that has advocated for war everywhere. He would bankrupt the nation.