Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

To me, love has always meant friendship.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

When I was filming the death scene [in Inglourious Basterds], and I'm killing somebody, I had to work myself up.

You don't have to write to me if you don't feel like it. There's no real friendship without absolute freedom.

Our armies were in as much chaos in victory as theirs in defeat.

I loved psychology and I loved history.

At the beginning of every role I take, I have to start from basics and build it up. It's like a new construction.

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.

Don't you think I would be a worthy replacement for you, Madam Prime Minister? You have a long nose. So have I. But I don't poke my nose into other people's affairs.

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.

All good niggers, all the niggers who change the world, die in violence. They don't die in regular ways.