Unfortunately I have never been good in math. Numbers simply do not interest me or seem as real to me as words.

I think therapy is a rather misguided notion of capitalist societies whereby the self-indulgent examination of one's life supersedes the actual living of said life.

I think that’s what scares me: the randomness of everything. That the people who could be important to you might just pass you by. Or you pass them by.

Are you okay?' she asked me. Of course,' I said. 'Why wouldn't I be okay?' There are lots of reasons why you might not be okay.' There are lots of reasons why anyone might not be okay,' I said.

It wouldn't kill you to get me an iced coffee." "No, but not getting killed doing something is not a very compelling reason to do it.

I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.

I thought the best thing to do would be nothing, and in that way things couldn’t get any worse.

I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.

I only feel like myself when I am alone.

I don't think I could ever work in such a blatantly hierarchical corporate setting. I know that everyone in this world is not equal, but I can't bear environments that make this truth so obvious.

One man’s nonsense is another man’s sense.

Everything is always spur-of-the-moment. All of my tattoos I decide that second and do it.

Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.

I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.

Admire a small ship, but put your freight in a large one; for the larger the load, the greater will be the profit upon profit.

Hey! My body may be small, but my soul is large. It’s why I wear platforms. So I can reach the top of my soul.

My daughter, I see more Pharisees among Christians than there were around Pilate.

I dislike PASSION FLOWER HOTEL so much I wish I had the money to buy it up and burn it.

I promised to keep on going but maybe keep on going means coming back first.

I'm realising my dream of owning a top football club. Some will doubt my motives, others will think I'm crazy.

About, about, in reel and rout the death fires danced at night.