Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

Nelly, I am Heathcliff - he's always, always in my mind - not as a pleasure, any more then I am always a pleasure to myself - but, as my own being.

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.

The life of people who do not know their destiny becomes an infinite chain of activities that in fact do not actually mean anything for their success

There are some hurts that we experience that can be forgiven but we won't forget them.

I don't care about a golfer. I don't care about getting better as a golfer. I want to be better as a person.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Compassion seems to be the greatest power.

I appear wild on the outside, but I'm a conservative businessman.

There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way!

We'd get in the car and i'd look over at John and say 'Christ. Look at you. You're a bloody phenomenon!' and just laugh because it was only him.