Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

The smallest act of kindness makes you more beautiful than any expensive dress or make up.

She was dreaming. It was dark. Her eyes didn't get used to it

I could really use someone else's smile today.

Time investment is the NEW Time Management.

I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell out of there and don't want to be around basic human bullshit.

Being funny is not the same as being happy.

I thought of myself as a global citizen.

The eye and Religion can beare no jesting.

Really, I didn't like Alaska. It rained, almost every day, at least 300 days out of the year.

I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security case on Libya.