Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

When you are writing a song for something else, if you are doing something for money, I always think that's bad luck.

All religions are branches of one big tree.

My book had a universal theme. It's not a "racial" novel. It portrays an aspect of civilization, not necessarily Southern civilization.

Necessity takes impartially the highest and the lowest.

To set a forest on fire, you light a match. To set a character on fire, you put him in conflict.

You've got to find the force inside you.

Humans, the only self-regarding animals, blessed or cursed with this torturing higher faculty, have always wanted to know why.

If someone is very hungry, the Angkar will take him where he will be stuffed with food.

Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist.

Nothing is more annoying than to be obscurely hanged.