Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Philosophy is the music of a judgmental mind and imaginative heart.

God cannot resist love for He cannot resist Himself.

We are between the wild thoat of certainty and the mad zitidar of fact.

Rather than communicating blame communicate your standards for proper future treatment.

Clothes and manners do not make the man but when he is made they greatly improve his appearance.

Existence is no more than the precarious attainment of relevance in an intensely mobile flux of past present and future.

Strength is not measured in muscle, but in will.

I plan on getting out there and mixing with the crowd. I want to show everyone what happens in Times Square not from a distance, but from right there in the crowd.

All we have to do is listen. The Good Lord gave us two ears and only one mouth, my dear white-headed mother used to say.

The Sick Rose O Rose, thou art sick. The invisible worm That flies in the night In the howling storm Has found out thy bed Of crimson joy, And his dark secret love Does thy life destroy.