Unfortunately, what my head wanted and what my heart wanted were two completely different things.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Freedom can be an acquired taste for those who have never savored it.

Though Queen Victoria in England had suggested that makeup was impolite, even vanity, Gideon saw it as yet another weapon. It was not so different from magic.

In the empty immensity of earth, sky, and water, there she was, incomprehensible, firing into a continent.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

A brave man, whose only fault was being a woman.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, and if you want it any different you can join a Shubert chorus

It's much more interesting to try and understand what binds two people together. Why we stay with each other is much more of a mystery than why we don't.

People ask me, 'Would you ever want to play professional golf?' And I'm like, 'No. No, no, no, no. Just because I can hit a good shot every now and then doesn't make me a pro.'

Tropical rainforests [are] the only place you can go nowadays and not get ‘friended.’

It all begins with the initial tone coming from the cabinet, but EQ at the board is very important.