Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If there are dominant teams, people enjoy discussing whether that's good or bad for the game, and if there aren't any dominant teams, then people enjoy discussing that.

Not content, but the road the artist takes, is the interesting part.

There IS a difference between poetry and prose! Poems should be sonically charged and new to the ear.

Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.

I couldn't remember ordinary moments, only the ones that had made an impression. Ordinary moments were the ones that fell away first.

If we want to go to space with humans, that's for fun not for science. Human adventures in space are just sporting events.

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis.

I still buy nice pieces but, at the moment, they're presents for other people, so I only collect vicariously.

The principal and only way to make an heirloom product is to design something that people will need not just this year, but for the next 50 or 100 years.

I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.