Unless I believe in God, I cannot believe in thought: so I can never use thought to disbelieve in God.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I should learn from today and make tomorrow better.

Don't judge a person by how important he is or how big he is. Judge a person by the strength of character or size of his heart.

The nature of love requires a recipient one who will respond by choice to the love given

At least I’m the one leaving. It’s so much easier to leave than to be left.

Posing is a performing art.

The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton.

The gentleman prefers to be slow in word but diligent in action.

Contrary to popular belief, I have always had a wonderful repertoire with my players.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

The past is always a rebuke to the present.