Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

And being an obsessive man he did things normal men did not! Like he knew the number of strands of hair that her eye-lashes had!

Don't pretend to comfort me, my friend. I might also pretend to not let you down.

Only once did God choose a completely sinless preacher.

I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again.

It is the habit of mediocre minds to condemn all that is beyond their grasp.

I'm a writer. I write not only for a living, I write because I'm a writer.

For all have not the gift of martyrdom.

With Southern actors you always think you're from the same place. Even if one is from Texas, one is from Georgia, you're like, "oh, you're just down the street, man."

For most of my career, I've played roles that were written for other actresses.

If you have a great manager, you want to pay him very well.