Unless you do this with an open heart, I don’t think anything will come of it.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me.

I never used to be as good, you get better. I've just gotten better and quicker at figuring out the joke.

With impressive proof on all sides of magnificent progress, no one can rightly deny the fundamental correctness of our economic system.

When a man has once forfeited the reputation of his integrity, he is set fast, and nothing will then serve his turn, neither truth nor falsehood.

I love every second of being a mom.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

Without a dream to light your way, the world is a very dark place.

As a kid, this is what I wanted my life to be. Not in my wildest dreams did I ever dare to dream that it would be this.