Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

We don't receive wisdom

Your burdens and pains will only be lightened by living ever so fully.

The agony of man is always longer than the fleeting moments of bliss. The trick is to reverse those two.

Times of stress and difficulty are seasons of opportunity when the seeds of progress are sown.

The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is.

Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.

[The unreactivity of the noble gas elements] belongs to the surest of experimental results.

Evolution is the most important battle that Christians have to fight today, a battle we must win by any means, fair or foul!

Do you still Kill Gerbils?

Nothing creates such untruth in you as the wish to please.