Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Live your life as a curious student and you will discover how fascinating it is.

Living a life of service to others is the most powerful sermon of all, don't you think?

They can only kill us once.

The conductor's gift does not always go hand in hand with that of composition; indeed, the union is found much more seldom than is popularly believed.

Christ came to bring healing to those who are spiritually sick-you say that you are perfectly well, so you must go your own way and Christ will go in another direction-towar ds sinners.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks.

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

I felt I had a responsibility to do the right thing. And then I wanted to do the right thing by my family and there was no handbook.

You should paint those visions of paradise rather than just talking about them.