Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Because I think people must be the same everywhere. Only these people are in my bones.

...his vacant eyes took on a more sinister look, taking notice of us for the first time, a stranger in our midst, a monster.

I respect anyone who has to fight and howl for his decency.

The sure path can only lead to death.

Irresponsibility, cowardice, personal vanity, whining and chaos are becoming the maxims of political action. There is a stink in Berlin - a huge one!

The future lies with those wise political leaders who realize that the great public is interested more in government than in politics.

Agribusinesses should never dictate the quality of school meals.

I didn't go to normal children school. I went to sports school when I was 8. So I studied martial arts.

If you’re that clever you can argue yourself into anything.

I mean, Deadpool has a script, but it's a very complicated process to find the right filmmaker. We'll see.