Until someone else does... marry yourself

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.

Always remember, believe in today, believe in tomorrow, believe in yourself, and whatever happens, don't jump.

Always listen to yourself. Believe in you and believe in what you do. And even when other people say you can't handle that.

But if the feelings are mutual, I open my heart without restriction. I’m not afraid to say 'I love you'.

I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman

Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that's one of the most important things in life.

I won't let anyone stand between me and my brother.

The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can't get any closer then that

I will wait for love to fly to me and teach me how to fly

You know, we're all human beings, and we're not made to be alone.

One day you will tell me how to change what I cannot yet describe without my words swelling HUGE, vowels vanishing, tears washing ink away.

People remain what they are even when their faces fall to pieces.

Much of God's will for your life is already found in the Bible.

I've got enough money to live where I want, but I don't want to move.Go out and have sexual adventures in Burma.

I've just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father.

"Sorry" only counts for that which it cannot alter.

-Why don't you cry again, you little wretch? -Because I'll never cry for you again.

When someone falls asleep on your chest, but the one really falling is you.

I've paid the price; I definitely have a reputation that precedes me, and there is a camp that plots my demise. But then again... it's funner that way.

Liberty is of more value than any gifts; and to receive gifts is to lose it. Be assured that men most commonly seek to oblige thee only that they may engage thee to serve them.