Until we see each other again, keep your head together, read some good books, be useful, be happy.

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, did you?

there's no harm in hoping for the best as long as you're prepared for the worst.

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Am I weird?""Yeah. But so what? Everybody's weird.

No, it’s not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside.

In here I'm the guy who can get things for you... outside all you need is the Yellow Pages. I don't think I could make it.

There was an ocean above us, held in by a thin sac that might rupture and let down a flood at any second.

Silence is what causes most of humanities problems.

Before you expect anything, try to give something.

Our knowledge is a receding mirage in an expanding desert of ignorance.

The Father of Waters again goes unvexed to the sea.

I think it's more important to show your work to the public.

I have a problem with a lot of men's fragrances because they are very strong. Somebody somewhere thinks that masculine means powerful smells, and I find them overbearing and not very pleasant.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

Greatest thing in life is experience. Even mistakes have value.

The truth must essentially be regarded as in conflict with this world; the world has never been so good, and will never become so good that the majority will desire the truth.

Action always beats inaction.