Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul.

My feelings are those of a schoolboy getting in sight of the holidays. Or more seriously, my feelings are perhaps those of a matador who has decided not to enter the bull ring.

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target.

In a civilized society, all crimes are likely to be sins, but most sins are not and ought not to be treated as crimes. Man's ultimate responsibility is to God alone.

In cities no one is quiet but many are lonely; in the country, people are quiet but few are lonely.

The long and distressing controversy over capital punishment is very unfair to anyone meditating murder.

Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book.

The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Christianity is one long shout of joy!

Once you start, there is no end to who is to go in and who is to be left out.

Until you know that life is interesting and find it so you haven't found your soul.

The most important and most difficult thing that you can change is your fixed false beliefs.

Considering I'm a writer, you leave me strangely bereft of words.

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

The more I listened and became obsessed with singers, I feel like the more I realized that I had my own little thing that I could do.

It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.

Happiness and Beauty are by-products.

I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure.

Use "breath prayers" throughout the day, as many Christians have done for centuries. You choose a brief sentence or a simple phrase that can be repeated to Jesus in one breath: "You are with me."

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.