Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them.

Unless you're ashamed of yourself now and then, you're not honest

It shows a mediocre architect at the top of his game [on the Beetham Tower in Manchester]

I am happy that we have somebody like Lewis [Hamilton]. I also couldn't be like Lewis. I don't like gold jewelry!

Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors

I don't write letters anymore.

No god should ever be invoked to inflict harm.

Only a mother knows a mother's fondness.

Remember always that we are pattern-seeking primates who are especially adept at finding patterns with emotional meaning.

Our most serious problem, perhaps, is that we have become a nation of fantasists. We believe, apparently, in the infinite availability of finite resources.