Up men to your posts! Don't forget today that you are from old Virginia.

I always thought the Yankees had something to do with it.

That old man...had my division massacred at Gettysburg!

General Lee, I have no division.

We'll make a bunker hill of it.

My God, Judge, do men believe whatever lie they hear about an enemy?

The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.

If people thought a quarter of what they speak, this world would be heaven.

. . . if gold rust, what then will iron do?/ For if a priest be foul in whom we trust/ No wonder that a common man should rust. . . .

Theologians consider that it was the sin of pride, the sinful thought conceived in an instant: non serviam: I will not serve. That instant was his [Lucifer's] ruin.

Once you're a winner, you can give all sorts of reasons why you're a winner. Of course, you could all those same reasons to explain why a show fails.

If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give a lesson of charity, especially those who did not bring flour.

It’s interesting how people try to redefine God to their liking. They bring him down to their level so they can understand him, then they reject him because he is too much like them.

What sort of girls do i like? - They are all angels.

What," I said, "is that a crime here or something? Like only buying one thing at the Gas/Gro?