Up rose the ghosts of parties, of themselves when they were younger, too dumb to understand they were ecstatic.

Perhaps living in fear can drive all devils out of a person.

I like a bit of spunk in a lady

she'd played mother and wives. Women in narratives were always defined by their relations.

Also the fact that he's a guy. A girl screws around like Lotto and she's like diseased. Untouchable. But a guy can stick it to a million places and everyone just thinks he's doing what boys do.

Doomed people celebrate peace with sky bombs.

It was mathematical, marriage. Not, as one might expect, additional. It was exponential.

Mathilde and Lotto held hands in the taxi going to brunch, communicating, not speaking.

What she did not tell him balanced neatly with what she did.

When your family dismisses you, like Lotto's did, you create your own family

Don't they understand what fiction is?

When the heart is on fire, light comes from within.

You know the Holy Spirit lives in you when you can defend the Holy Bible without fear or intimidation. John 14:1.

Obviously anything that accessorizes or enhances the iPhone is always pretty cool.

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

Give me the centralism of liberty; give me the imperialism of equal rights.

Every branch of knowledge which a good man possesses, he may apply to some good purpose.

I think it is manmade. I think it's clearly manmade.

The minute you think that the past was better, your present is second hand, and yourself becomes vintage - it’s okay for clothes not that great for people

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Here's what I've learned about eating healthy when you're busy: It's all about preparation. Make your snacks on Sunday, and you will be good to go until Thursday or so.