Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Let everyday be an inch closer to worthwhile and an inch away from meaningless.

The mind is either at war with God or it is being renewed. There is no middle ground.

There are social democrats and others who are marching more in the direction of equality, whether you call them socialists or communists... Capitalism has only hurt Latin America.

One must picture everything in the world as an enigma, and live in the world as if in a vast museum of strangeness.

He who will not listen to any advice, nor be corrected in his writings, is a rank pedant.

He wasn't just masculine and sexual, he was carnal in a set-your-teeth-on-edge kind of way; he was almost frightning.

I wish you music to help with the burdens of life ,and to help you release your happiness to others.

I know that's not something that people like to do - identify a favorite. But I do.

If you adopt the body language of a power player, it will greatly facilitate your ability to be a power player.

I have a hard time waiting for things to happen.