Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

you came in slowly like the fog and consumed me.

Most people like praise . . . When it is really deserved most people expand under it into richer and better selves.

I became a jazz fan quite early and never went off the path thereafter.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

I don't just like to have 1 take, but not too many. I think it is good to keep it alive.

Don't struggle so much, the best things happen when not expected.

I trust voters. Voters decide on whatever basis they think is important to them. I just want them to have a full range of information to make that decision.

Is not poetry the food of love?

In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.