Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I long for acceptance, but all I get is rejection.

The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny.

I've noticed that loneliness gets stronger when we try to face it down, but gets weaker when we simply ignore it.

Surprise was not when i thanked my parents. Surprise came when they said, "What for"?

Life is all memory except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going.

This is what it is to live in the world. You have to give yourself over to the cold, at least a little bit.

There are lots of things that happen to me that I don't write about.

A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he outwears his love affairs, his politics and his epistemology.

Whoever is able to write a book and does not, it is as if he has lost a child