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Demetri Martin Quotes: Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
         

Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.


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Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.



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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.



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