Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

not all feeling of butterflies in the tummy means love, it might sometimes mean lust, fear, hunger e.t.c

You have to believe in your dreams, to reach out for your dreams.

I wasn't an only child, but I was the youngest, and no one else in my family played music.

At the very smallest wheel of our reasoning it is possible for a handful of questions to break the bank of our answers.

The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out.

I saw, in gradual vision through my tears, The sweet, sad years, the melancholy years, Those of my own life, who by turns had flung A shadow across me.

I have a new hobby and it's pretty much logging.

He who would not fall off the precipice must not venture too near the edge.

American Conservatism is finished, and its remaining adherents are, whether they know it or not, merely ghosts wandering, mazed, in the daylight.

We can't sell short the spiritual power of cannabis, especially when eaten.