Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

I´d rather have anybody´s hate than their pity

Tis much to gain universal admiration; more, universal love.

More times than not, it's a failed endeavor. You will fail more times than you succeed. But I think you need those failed endeavors.

We love our habits more than our income, often more than our life.

The fear of being deceived is the vulgar version of the quest for Truth.

Loving you is just like breathing, as effortless, and as lovely.

I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.

With mindfulness - the practice of peace - we can begin by working to transform the wars in ourselves. Conscious breathing helps us do this.

Music is the softest cushion in the world.

Will Smith said if I ever need some help, he was there for me.