Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

But it must be inconvenient to not be able to remember your name. I'll give you my last name, if you want.

My fingers always seem busier than my mind.

I don't have time for a job that doesn't leave me time to be quiet or still or to pray.

You can begin as if nothing had ever gone wrong. White as snow.

Germans don't speak in a German accent, they just speak German.

Growing up, I was in and out of trouble in group homes and other institutions, and when I was 14, I was locked up in a psychiatric hospital for a number of months for behavioral problems.

For me, prose walks, poetry dances.

I believe that all human beings are equal. I believe that no one has the right to authority over anyone else.

Sidwell, Parker and Duff are all coming back to pastures old, as the saying goes