Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

I said that I had heard curiosity could be harmful, in particular to cats

At the end, nothing will remain except the poetry of your love.

We are suffering. We have suffered. And we are not afraid to suffer in order to win our cause.

Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.

When we meditate every morning we are putting on armor for the day's battle against our own impatience, inadequacy, resentment, and hostility.

I believe that education is the fundamental method of social progress and reform.

I flipped back through the pad of paper while I thought about what Stephen Hawking would do next.

To be a man is to be a nonconformist.

In one word, this ideal is that you are divine.

The more defensive a society, the more conformist.