Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Fire to my ice. Ice to my fever.

If everyone bows in front of your wisdom, your greatest wisdom will be to tell them not to bow!

Identities were created for clarity and simplicity but it divides!

I'll go anywhere. To get picked up somewhere will be a blessing

Education is the key. With a really good education, you have a much broader view of the world. Well-educated people can seek help for themselves. They can help others.

I want to be a fun mom. Not a gasping for air mom.

You are the harmony within which all things move. They are just illusion.

Nothing gets done (in Congress) unless it's bipartisan. And the reason that matters is that it's a function of reality.

If someone doesn't want me, I'm not going to hang around and win them over.

The child that never learns to obey his parents in the home will not obey God or man out of the home.

I stay as far away from politics as possible, or any controversy.